I Fell Off the Wagon

I probably should not toot my own horn - ever. I fell off the wagon (metaphorically, not literally). I had a bad day with the Pepsi yesterday. I knew I should not have it in the house and if I did only in moderation. I didn't listen to my reasonable inner voice and I got myself in trouble.

I feel so bad. I feel like a puppy who peed on the carpet even though he knew it was wrong, but I just couldn't help myself.

Go ahead and smack me with a rolled up newspaper and rub my nose in some Pepsi (I will not refrain from trying to lick it up, though). I am bad.